I didnt think I was allowed, Id have been told off by my aunties - so I just jumped with the nearest person to me. Dominant ten man Manchester City easily brush aside Bournemouth 4-0Pep Guardiola: Yaya Toure will not play again until agent Dimitri Selu apologisesThe Sun. His madcap agent Dimitri Seluk – who Toure has tried to distance himself from in the past – has pushed his luck once too often. But that did not spare him from savaging?Luke Shaw in the press following the Hornets match even though the 21-year-old was?playing through an injury. JOEY BARTON admits he hacked down Xabi Alonso as he felt the Spaniard stole his move to Liverpool. Rovers earlier in the season, the 21-year-old was at last rewarded with 40 minutes of cup action. The tone of the voice and the way its said is enough to make everything perfectly clear about whats required. SIX years is a long time to hold out for your debut – but for Nathaniel Chalobah, that period featured nearly 100 games for other teams and a lot of waiting in the wings. I knew that in Rio I would find the things I wanted, a free flow of cocaine and lots of gorgeous women. On the day Yaya announced his international retirement, the curtain looks to have finally come down for him at City too.