I knew that in Rio I would find the things I wanted, a free flow of cocaine and lots of gorgeous women. Getty Images7Former Liverpool star Xabi Alonso is now at Bayern MunichGetty Images7Joey Barton went . The Sunderland boss initially named the Dutch defender in his starting line-up for Sundays clash at Tottenham. Moyes explained: Patrick had a test on Tuesday after Mondays Everton game. Action Images6Ian Wright strips off ready to be introduce by Arsene WengerNews Group Newspapers Ltd6. Moyes yesterday explained the late switch was down to concerns over the left-backs heart. That is short-term but Mourinho is in this for the long haul. Jose Mourinho does an epic motivational speech in new Heineken adPep Guardiola beats Jose Mourinho i. And so far, you have to say, its going pretty well. achinesRelated StoriesAina on alertWho is Ola Aina All you need to know about the Chelsea defender named on the bench in EFL CupFab DealSevilla line up move for Chelsea playmaker Cesc Fabregas as he struggles to impress Antonio ConteKali Blue itChelsea target Kalidou Koulibaly ends transfer speculation by signing new deal with Italian club NapoliOSCAR WINNERFour years after his stunning debut goal against Juventus Oscar continues to frustrate Blues faithfulCourting AtletiChelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois reveals his desire to return to Spain with Atletico Madrid Reuters5The former Atletico Madrid man admits he wants to return to Spain one dayGetty Images5Courtois' current deal deal expires in 2018Dont they know this is the age of the smart phone A fax sounds terribly old-fashioned — maybe the Madrid carrier pigeon is injured.